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Monday, 4 March, 2002 @ 11.39pm GMT
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Sunday, 3 March, 2002 @ 11.51pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Morpheus is up and running now with its new Preview Edition. Unfortunately it connects to the Gnutella network. I've tried it and remember why I ditched Gnutella a long time ago and why it never really took off - you can't find jack shit on there. When I did find a file (albeit something general), the download was cut short even though I'm on ADSL. So it leaves me no choice but to install TEH DREADED SPYWARE in order to get back on the FastTrack network. Follow these instructions to install Grokster and remove the spyware.

Do you still throw spears at each other?

My liability and I... 'Do you still throw spears at each other?'

Prince Philip has succeeded in insulting the Chinese, Indians, Russians, Pacific islanders and Scots during the Queen's 50 years as monarch. Yesterday, he added Aborigines to the list.

Accompanying the Queen on a visit to the Tjapukai Aboriginal cultural park near the northern Australian town of Cairns, Prince Philip stopped to speak to a group of Aborigine elders. William Brim, 42, the park founder, said the prince asked: "Do you still throw spears at each other?"

"No we don't do that any more," replied Mr Brim.


Other gaffes by Phil:

He told the audience at a Scottish Women's Institute Display: "British women can't cook."

CANADA (1976)
On a Royal visit to Canada, he said: "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."

During the 1981 recession: Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."

KENYA (1984)
On a Royal visit to Kenya, when offered a gift by a native woman, he looked at her quizzically and said: "You ARE a woman, aren't you?"

In a speech to the World Wildlife Fund: "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

Accompanying the Queen on visit to a university in the Chinese city of Xian, he told a group of British students who were spending a year there: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."

In a speech after accepting a conservation award while visitng Thailand: "Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world."

On a visit Down Under when asked if he would like to stroke a Koala, Australia's national symbol, he said: "No, I might catch some ghastly disease."

HUNGARY (1993)
On a visit to Budapest he told a Briton living in Hungary: "You can't have been here long. You've not got a pot belly."

Visiting the Lockerbie crash site in 1993, where 11 people on the ground had been killed by wreckage from the PanAm jumbo jet bomb: "People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle."

To a wealthy native while visiting the islands, he said: "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?"

THE SCOTS (1995)
On a Royal walkabout in Oban he asked a driving instructor: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"

During debate to ban handguns following the Dunblane massacre in 1996: "If a cricketer decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people with a cricket bat, which he could do easily, are you going to ban cricket bats?"

GERMANY (1997)

On a tour to Papua New Guinea, talking to a student who had trekked through the wildest mountain regions, Philip suggested the natives still practised cannibalism by asking him: "You managed not to get eaten, then?"

To a group of teenagers from the British Deaf Association, listening to a school Caribbean steel band: "Deaf? If you're near that music it's no wonder you're deaf."

INDIA (2000)
Touring a factory near Edinburgh, he remarked that an old-fashioned fuse box: "Looks as though it was put in by an Indian."

Jennifer Love Hewitt Jen Love Hewitt in Playboy magazine!
by ecw123

I just read this on a celebrity site. Here's the column. "As of Friday, February 15th, the Hef-man is king. With all of the beautiful women he has introduced to the male demographic, from Pamela to Marilyn, there is a new name to be inducted into the Mansion. Jennifer Love Hewitt. As of Friday afternoon, the hot 20-something starlet signed a deal to pose in the August 2002 issue, which is said to be one of the most expensive deals in the history of the magazine. Her publicist kept her comments short and sweet, simply saying 'Love feels that this is a big step forward in her career, and should lead to bigger and better things'. Bigger and better things indeed, but mostly from the midsection of those men who purchase the Summer issue. The issue is planned to have Love gracing the cover, and having anywhere from nine pictures to 20-plus pictures, depending on the kind of buzz that is generated from future publicity. (This author is hoping for the 20 photo deal) So mark your calendars, cross your fingers, and save your money. The temptation and teasing ends this summer."

Source: E! Online

As much as I'd like to believe this, it doesn't mention exactly what "celebrity site" the story came from. I'll believe it when I see it otherwise it's still a vicious rumour.

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