Me ol' mucker Sinister Her
, forgotten SPFer who's moved onto bigger things (i.e., whoredom). Your ferret still stinks.
Haven't updated for a while because I've been working on this year's long awaited Plastic Wrap Pr0n Competition
. The submission phase will begin from September 1st to October 1st with 2 weeks after that to vote for a winner. There are 13 entries so far which you'll be able to see from September 1st, perhaps sooner. Send me your entry
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Want to be more attractive? Then make sure those around you are having a drink.
British scientists have found even modest amounts of alcohol will make the opposite sex appear better-looking.
"We have carried out experiments which show that what is known in the trade as the 'beer-goggle effect' does actually exist," Barry Jones, professor of psychology at Glasgow University, told Reuters on Monday.
Yet another 'useful' study which the findings reveal what we knew already. Still no cure for TEH AIDS as scientists are busy playing Prodigy to mice injected with methamphetamine
. Keep up the good work guys.
- "Simply insert the FecalFone ringer deep inside your rectal orifice. Deeper. The emmense size of the ringer may be shocking at first, but your anus has an incredible elastic quality you probably didn't notice before." Save the puppies! Get a FecalFone!
"I have tried your brilliant machine and I think it's excellent!!! The only problem I have had is that once when I put 27 Facalphones in to my anal, they got stucked!!! I'm having very large pains when moving... Help me to survive!" ROFFLE!
Monkey Cliff Diving
- Click on the monkeys to make them dive into the crest of the waves. Time it right and they'll live to dive again, get it wrong and they'll crumple into a blood-splattering heap on the rockface below.
- A bit like Habbo Hotel or The Sims, increase the swear-o-meter, perform Ozzy's Paranoid or go round dumping on the carpet as Lola the dog.