World's oldest living person turns 115
The world's oldest person according to the 'Guinness Book of Records' turned 115 today. Japan's Kamato Hongo's birthday happens to fall on the day the Japanese celebrate Respect for the Aged Day, a national holiday. Hongo became the world's oldest living person in March, after the death of a Michigan woman.
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Bride 'blinded' at salon
Pretty newlywed Gemma Wilson had her eyelashes tinted - and was left almost BLIND. Gemma's eyes began streaming and bleeding from chemical burns just hours after visiting a beauty salon. Docs say it could be months before Gemma, 21, knows whether she will regain her full sight. They have told Gemma, who can now only see a metre in front of her, they may have to operate to repair the damage.
Her husband Colin said yesterday: "The doctor said she had suffered a chemical burn. Layers of skin from her eyelid are peeling off. She's still screaming with pain." Medics have to trim Gemma's lashes as they think some of the mild peroxide used on them is still running into her eyes. Colin went on: "She needs eye drops every half-hour, even during the night, so she is getting hardly any sleep." Gemma said from hospital yesterday: "I can't really see anything but I am desperate to go home."
Personnel worker Gemma, from Huddersfield, West Yorks, went to local salon the Beauty Room last week after pals had their lashes tinted. When her eyes began streaming hospital docs gave her ointment - but then admitted her when her vision became blurred. Beauty experts said the tinting, an alternative to mascara, may have caused an allergic reaction. There was no one available for comment at the Beauty Room yesterday.
Source: The Sun
What a fucking moron. I have no sympathy for anyone who's stupid enough to get their eyelashes bleached when there's obviously a chance of getting blinded with that shit so close to the eye. Even if it is available at beauty salons, people need to use their common sense.
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