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Friday, 27 September, 2002 @ 1.34am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Extreme Ironing World Championship
First for Brits in ironing contest

The British have demonstrated their excellence in a new "sport" - that of extreme ironing - after claiming the gold and bronze medals in the first world championships.

The jubilant Brits beat stiff competition from nine other nations to secure the prizes in the team section of the competition in the village of Valley, near Munich in Germany.

The sport was devised by Leicester rock climber Phil Shaw and combines extreme sports like mountaineering with the mundane chore of ironing. The three-men GB1 and GB2 teams were part of a 12-stong UK squad competing in Saturday's tournament.

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Competitors from as far afield as Chile were tested on their abilities to cope with five ironing tasks on a variety of fabrics and in different environments ranging from rocky to forest, urban and water. They were judged on their creative ironing skills as well as the quality of the creases in the clothing, which included tea towels, T- shirts and boxer shorts.


I've mentioned extreme ironing before and how it's the only 'sport' we Brits excel at. I'm sure it won't be long before everyone else gets better than us like in other sports we invented (football, cricket...) - but for now, it's always good to get one over the Germans.

Plastic Wrap Pr0n Competition 2002

It's almost time to pick the 11 finalists for the Plastic Wrap Pr0n Competition so hurry up and get your entries in ladies! Still hoping Sofia will enter...

City Jumper - Time your big jumps and small jumps to leap over the buildings, bridges and whatnot. Beware of the tramp and his rake, he just gets in the bloody way.

Entrances To Hell - "As the Battle of Epping Forest neared its climax, Winston Churchill siezed a unique opportunity and actually managed to capture the devil with his bare hands. In the frantic struggle to escape, the devil bit off his own left arm before returning in a great fury to his underworld home via Bill Masheen. While he waited for the missing limb to grow back Satan made numerous phone calls to the British Government in a vain attempt to seek compensation." Pics of various entrances to hell although there doesn't seem to be any mention of where these hellholes are exactly.

Extrem Snowboarding - Follow the dots to perform tricks as soon as you jump off the ramp. The more tricks you do, the more points you get - just try not to land on your arse.

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Kerry McGregor

Tuesday, 24 September, 2002 @ 3.47pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Yoda          Kamato Hongo

World's oldest living person turns 115

The world's oldest person according to the 'Guinness Book of Records' turned 115 today. Japan's Kamato Hongo's birthday happens to fall on the day the Japanese celebrate Respect for the Aged Day, a national holiday. Hongo became the world's oldest living person in March, after the death of a Michigan woman.


Notice the uncanny resemblance between the oldest living person and Yoda?

Bride 'blinded' at salon Bride 'blinded' at salon

Pretty newlywed Gemma Wilson had her eyelashes tinted - and was left almost BLIND. Gemma's eyes began streaming and bleeding from chemical burns just hours after visiting a beauty salon. Docs say it could be months before Gemma, 21, knows whether she will regain her full sight. They have told Gemma, who can now only see a metre in front of her, they may have to operate to repair the damage.

Her husband Colin said yesterday: "The doctor said she had suffered a chemical burn. Layers of skin from her eyelid are peeling off. She's still screaming with pain." Medics have to trim Gemma's lashes as they think some of the mild peroxide used on them is still running into her eyes. Colin went on: "She needs eye drops every half-hour, even during the night, so she is getting hardly any sleep." Gemma said from hospital yesterday: "I can't really see anything but I am desperate to go home."

Personnel worker Gemma, from Huddersfield, West Yorks, went to local salon the Beauty Room last week after pals had their lashes tinted. When her eyes began streaming hospital docs gave her ointment - but then admitted her when her vision became blurred. Beauty experts said the tinting, an alternative to mascara, may have caused an allergic reaction. There was no one available for comment at the Beauty Room yesterday.

Source: The Sun

What a fucking moron. I have no sympathy for anyone who's stupid enough to get their eyelashes bleached when there's obviously a chance of getting blinded with that shit so close to the eye. Even if it is available at beauty salons, people need to use their common sense.

Police & Naked Man - Kick him in the nuts. That's all there is to it really.

Real Ultimate Power - "Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)." The only ninja page you'll ever need.

Star Girls - As soon as the music comes on, I start to chuckle. They're a girl band from Down Under and it looks like they're trying to follow in the footsteps of S Club 7 with the whole tv show thing. Supposedly the coolest kids show around - they must have really crap shows down there then.

Tank Wars - Pick a tank and off you go. Blow up the enemy tanks and keep an eye out for the helicopters in the air.

Swan nudes


Swan1  --  Swan2  --  Swan3  --  Swan4

Swan5  --  Swan6  --  Swan7  --  Swan8  --  Swan9

Swan10  --  Swan11  --  Swan12  --  Swan13  --  Swan14  --  Swan15

Sunday, 22 September, 2002 @ 11.43pm GMT
Posted by Aneurin
Pop Idol successor announced amid controversy

Darius is an early contender to win the False Idol grand prize The makers of Pop Idol, the 'make a star' show that has since become a worldwide hit, have announced a new variation on the format, due to arrive next spring. Following the success of Pop Idol and Popstars: The Rivals, the new series promises to be a radical departure from its predecessors with the winner proclaimed a god and worshipped in the stead of more traditional versions of the deity - such as God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost.

The show, tentatively titled False Idol, has not been without controversy however, as already religious groups are claiming the show to be a sacrilege of the Ten Commandments. Dante Olivera, a spokesman for the Christian Action Group, summed up the feelings of many: "These kids think celebrity is more important than God, but that is immoral." One Baptist vicar, who did not wish to be named, was quoted as saying: "Exodus 20:3 clearly states, 'Thou shalt not have no other gods before me.'" He continued, as these religious guys tend to do: "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them, for I the LORD [God's capitals] thy God am a jealous God." One Catholic priest went even further: "I mean, for fuck's sake, it's number one on the ten commandments, NUMBER FUCKING ONE! Are these people out of their minds?"

Previous False Idols lack the human touch that is so important to shows like Big Brother, Survivor and Pop Idol Despite these warnings of possible future hellfire, the show makers seem unworried about their blatant violation of religious scripture. "Does anyone even worship God anymore?" said one insider, summing up the feeling of many within the manufactured talent industry that traditional ideas of faith-based Gods are outdated. "People nowadays want a deity who isn't too self-important to appear on shows like SM:TV to promote their new single."

Previous editions of the show have created stars such as Will Young, Kelly Clarkson and Hear'Say, but the producers promise that the new series will prompt a level of interest that will cause even those names to pale into insignificance.



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