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Thursday, 23 May, 2002 @ 11.56pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
David Blaine's Vertigo      David Blaine's Vertigo      David Blaine's Vertigo

David Blaine jumps 80 foot from his tower in Bryant Park, New York onto a stack of cardboard boxes last night after standing there for 35 hours.

Tuesday, 21 May, 2002 @ 11.46pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Next movie Marvel: Daredevil

As Spider-Man continues to spin a web of gold at the box office, Ben Affleck has stepped into the costume of the next Manhattan-based Marvel Comics superhero to hit the big screen: Daredevil, the man who can neither see nor fear.

"The struggle with the costume is staying faithful to the comic and at the same time not making it look ridiculous," says director Mark Steven Johnson, now shooting the film for 2003 release. "We knew we weren't going to do red tights." The filmmakers went with a sculpted leather bodysuit hybrid, combining a partially form-fitting costume (like Spider-Man) with the molded look of Batman.

And fans will be taking notes.


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David Blaine's Vertigo has started and he's currently standing on a 100 foot pillar, that is only 22 inches in diameter, for a total of 35 hours in Manhattan's Bryant Park. There will be no safety net or airbag until the last hour where cardboard boxes will be placed at street level to break David's fall. He'll jump off tomorrow night at 10pm EST.

GM chicken    GM chicken

This morning I saw this on the news - a genetically manufactured featherless pink chicken. They've been bred by scientists in Israel who say the birds save money for meat producers because they don't have to be plucked. The chickens put all their strength into growing bigger but they'd find it hard to cope in countries with a colder climate. Boffins also claim the featherless chicken will help reduce pollution as the plucking process produces large quantities of water contaminated with feathers and fat. So there you go. Would make a cool pet.

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Inna Shevchenko

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Monday, 20 May, 2002 @ 9.26pm PST
Posted by Gwatfi
Why Attack Of The Clones Smoked Monkey Pole

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
Dir: George Lucas
Cert: PG
Running time: 143mins

"Oh Amidala, you're so soft... so smooth." And if you use Herbal Essence body wash for just 3 weeks, you could be too. FUCKING CHEESY! There was less chemistry between Anakin and Amidala than a ninth grade science class. The main focus of this movie, next to the construction and use of the clone army, is the blossoming romance between Anakin and Amidala which inevitably sets the stage for everything we've come to know of the main characters in the saga. This is laid to rest quickly by the overload of action thrust into play to make this movie seem like more than just the transitional segment when, that's all it really is. It's not the beginning, it's not the end, it's the in-between and that would have been fine with die-hard Star Wars fans if that's the way it was presented. Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware of the importance of the clone army and war but to bury the character development because the only thing a load of drooling automatons want to see is tantalizing, eye candy action, is ridiculous! Granted, yes, we already know who the characters become but c'mon Lucas - we see each other after 10 years, we fall madly in love in the period of a couple of days, and now we're married. Don't be so stiff man, give us a little more substance!

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones Speaking of action brings my attention to something else as well. What the fuck is going on with the whole Jedi bombardment, 'Gladiator' like, arena scene. I love the Jedi and light saber just as much as the next fan but only because of its novelty. Its novelty is as follows - the ultimate showdown between Jedi master or apprentice and Dark side master or apprentice. God, how quickly it loses its luster when a bunch of bad-asses are simultaneously swinging their sabers at a gang of robots. Sure, it's part of the story and all but, in my opinion, Lucas could have presented this sequence with much more personality and panache. This is pretty much how it all rolled out in my eyes - laser, laser, light saber, laser, light saber. Hey look, that one's green. Oooh, that one's purple. Neat handles. That Jedi's pretty weird looking, so is that one... OH FUCK! Something just got played out and it isn't the latest teeny bopper fashion fad.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones So now we come full circle to the worst part of this movie... Yoda. This ultimate, cheesy fight scene goes down where Yoda miraculously turns into Keri Strugg on crack right after striking a signature 'Matrix' like karate pose with 'The Rock' cocked eyebrows. My opinion - just another attempt to bone-up something very familiar of earlier films to appeal to today's generation because, "Gee! Wouldn't that be awesome dude if Yoda kicked ass with a light saber, huh huh!" Even I'll admit, I was very interested to see how that would crackdown but after witnessing it, I wished the idea had never even been conceived. Just make Yoda stick to what he does best, giving wise-man advice as he talks ass backwards and levitating large objects with his mind. You know what, Lucas even managed to ruin that because who the fuck wants to see horribly apparent CGI levitating more horribly apparent CGI, besides a 5 year old rug rat with snot dripping from his nose and M&Ms melting in the palm of his hand. Not me! As a longtime Star Wars fan, I'd much rather see Yoda as a puppet than overly computer generated. That's the way he should be, the way he was introduced.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones There was a lot of criticism thrown at Lucas for not having enough action in Episode I and, from what I've read, he took to heart the lashings of the fans. That is why I think Attack Of The Clones was spoiled, because he tried to make up for aspects lacking in The Phantom Menace. Personally, I think Episode I is a great film and a big FUCK YOU to all that think it sucks. It was exactly what it was supposed to be - the beginning of the saga with more substance than action. "But Jar Jar sucked, he ruined the whole movie!" Wah wah! Cry me a river you bitches! He only ruined it if you let him ruin it. Just ignore the fucking mutt and focus on what matters. Come to realise, the only parts of Attack Of The Clones that I fully enjoyed were: the beginning of the film when Anakin and Obi-Wan are protecting Amidala; the events of Obi-Wan's trip to Kamino where him and Jango Fett battle; and the very end when Episode II came to its conclusion.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones I do not claim to be in any way, shape or form some 'all-knowing' Star Wars expert. I am just a simple fan who sees what he sees and I saw major overkill to appease the masses. Anyway, I suppose this movie would have been pretty swell if it didn't belong to a saga, but, holding its own against the other epics, it licked hairy beanbags. So that's my opinion, goodbye, and may the force be better next time.

View the Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones trailer

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Natalie Portman

Saturday, 18 May, 2002 @ 11.59pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Buy the Star Wars Sucks t-shirt!
What with Star Wars being geigh in general, I think you should buy the Star Wars Sucks t-shirt. I suspect there'll be a review of Episode II on here soon enough.

Cheers to Syron for making me a new button.

Blur: Song Doo - The misheard version of Blur's Song 2.

Jamie And The Magic Todger - A parody of 70s cartoon Jamie And His Magic Torch featuring TV presenter Jamie Theakston who is infamous for having a small todger.

Shite Price - Wondering how much of your company's money goes down the shitter? This nifty tool will work out how much your dump is worth.

The Matrix: Reloaded/Revolutions trailer - You should have seen it by now but if not, check it out.

Yogic Flying With H And Claire - Kind of like the old skool game Daley Thompson's Decathlon where you had to repeatedly bash the keyboard in order to make him run faster and whatnot. This time round, you have to break your keyboard so that H blows his horn and Claire can achieve spiritual enlightenment.

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