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Friday, 18 May, 2001 @ 6.51am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
The original Shirt Ninja has stopped accepting new members into the clan for quite a while now. What a racialist! Here I've rounded up a rebellious batch of newcomers! We are hardcore and extremely deadly with chopsticks! Ph33r us!

Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez wanted all Angel Eyes posters and promotional items reprinted at the last minute so that she could be billed as her alter ego J.Lo. Apparently, this was the e-mail exchange between her publicist and Warner Brothers. Proof that her ego is as big as her ass!

From: Martha Hudson ([email protected])
To: Lucille LeSueur ([email protected])
Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 2:08 p.m.
Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks

Yes, we got your fax...I thought Alan [Nierob, the publicist] said Jennifer wanted to do anything to promote this movie.

Martha Hudson
Publicity Manager
Warner Bros. Pictures, International
4000 Warner Boulevard
Burbank, CA 91522-0001

*******

From: Lucille LeSueur ([email protected])
To: Martha Hudson ([email protected])
Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 2:22 p.m.
Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks

Of course, she wants to do *anything*. (Thought you said you got the fax.) She merely wants you to meet her halfway.

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From: Martha Hudson ([email protected])
To: Lucille LeSueur ([email protected])
Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 2:30 p.m.
Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks

Lucy, how can I put this? (I suppose I should phone, but I'm too upset):

According to this fax, you're asking us to pull all the one-sheets, posters and prints of the movie in order to bill Jennifer as "J.Lo" instead of her [expletive deleted] God-given name. This is *not* going halfway—unless she intends to pay for the millions out of her own pocket.

We are talking here about a movie that opens in two weeks!! The junket is tomorrow!! Are you guys smoking crack over there with Robert Downey?

The bottom line (and I've got backup on this): She signed onto this project as "Jennifer Lopez." She—so help me—is going to be billed as "Jennifer Lopez." We can't help it if she's decided to get a diva transplant.

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From: Lucille LeSueur ([email protected])
To: Martha Hudson ([email protected])
Sent: Friday, May 4, 2001, 3:22 p.m.
Subject: RE: "Angel Eyes" tweaks

Okay, I'm going to do you a big favor, Martha. I'm not going to repeat what you just said to J.Lo. But only because I don't want to see her go to jail FOR RIPPING OUT YOUR ORGANS WITH HER BARE HANDS!

I simply can't believe the lack of respect here. Maybe you can play these games with "James" Caviezel (or is it "Jim"? ... Gee, I guess he can't make up his mind, either.) But J.Lo, clearly, is no "James"/"Jim" Caviezel. She is the world's preeminent female celebrity. She has more talent in her ass than most people have in their tiny finger.

J.Lo is not just an actress. She is not just a singer. She is not just a celebrity. She is a movement. (Why do I even have to say this?) She feels extra-determined that "Jennifer Lopez" isn't where her movement is at these days. She is "J.Lo."

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"She has more talent in her ass than most people have in their tiny finger." Is it just me being dumb or does that not make any sense?



P.E.T.A. (Painful Extinction Through Assault) - Animal killing fun.

Thursday, 17 May, 2001 @ 4.48am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Vatican comes out against pro-masturbation priest

A Vatican Cardinal has advised Catholics not to masturbate, after a lengthy study of a pro-masturbation priest's arguments.

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Three years to conclude that masturbation is bad? Come on, I think he's been tossing off a few choirboys in that time. Hell he probably beats the meat himself. What I want to know is how did he come to this in-depth conclusion that masturbation is "very bad indeed"? I think most people know what's right and wrong without some bitchass Cardinal spouting off.



Mmm boob cheese. How long till we get knob cheese?

Get some Udder Insanity down ya.

Those were the tits, here's the ass!

The fans page is now up so if you want to send me fan signs or whatever, I'll post them there along with your link.

Sunday, 13 May, 2001 @ 11.29pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Old folk + cars = disaster

This is why biddies should never be allowed anywhere near cars! Beryl Millican, 64, somehow managed to slip the Toyota Corolla automatic into reverse while husband Dick, 65, was attempting to charge the battery. The car proceeded to flatten six garden walls, two wooden fences, mow down a conifer tree, wreck flowerbeds and leave skidmarks on lawns before resting on a newly-built porch. Beryl of Caister-on-Sea, Norfolk, suffered whiplash and a shoulder injury. Stupid cow.



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I found these old skool pics of Kymbly and her sister tucked away on my HD. Just thought I'd share them.



As if the profound lyrics of 5ive, such as the classic "Wiggy wiggy, let's get jiggy", wasn't enough along comes young upstart Brittney Cleary. With memorable lines such as "Hey, LOL, G2G" and "No time to spell, Oops, there goes that little bell, Bye, bye for now, BBFN", you'll surely want to download the MP3s. Whereas I have better things to do like jerk off.

That link again. It's The Erotic Witch Project so go watch it online!



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Monday, 7 May, 2001 @ 6.42pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Naked hair stylist terrorizes Southern California spa

A nude hair stylist terrorized an upscale Mission Valley spa Thursday, ripping a woman's clothes off and threatening several customers before police arrested him.

The man, identified as Danny Gallegos, 44, walked into the Primo Salon Day Spa on Hotel Circle North about 3 p.m. He soon tore off his clothes and began screaming incoherently, said San Diego police Sgt. Craig E. Speck.

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