Enter Mac & Bumble!
Enter Mac & Bumble!
OI OI DEEJ! Enter Mac & Bumble!
Enter Mac & Bumble!

Wednesday, 11 July, 2001 @ 5.23pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm

Time for another cam portal - Victoria, Katie, Astro, Kali and Sarah are the foxy ladies of portal 8.

Guide To Self-Control: Overcoming Masturbation

When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn.

Set up a reward system. Each time you reach a goal, award yourself a quarter. Spend it on something that delights you.

Hold an object -- for example, a Bible -- even in bed at night.

In severe cases, tie a hand to the bed frame.


Belinda Carlisle nudes

Belinda Carlisle

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Sunday, 8 July, 2001 @ 11.57pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Two die in fish dismemberment

Two Papua New Guinea fishermen have bled to death after having their penises bitten off by pirahna-like river fish.

The fish, which zero in on urine streams in the water, have struck terror among villagers along the Sepik River, in north-western PNG.


I remember my mate telling me about fish that swam up your piss stream years ago and I just laughed in his face. I guess these things do exist after all. Not a nice way to go huh?

Tara Reid nudes

Tara Reid

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Saturday, 7 July, 2001 @ 9.53pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Are you a gaylord?

Are you a gaylord? Take the test, I scored 27% which is lower than the average for someone of my gender and supposed orientation unlike some homosexualists...

Beth has decided to jack it all in (hopefully she'll come back one day) which paves the way for EvilRose to nick her place on portal 5.

Wednesday, 4 July, 2001 @ 11.28pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
"It costs a lot to buy underwear if you're away from home for two or three days, right? That's why I always used the protective sheets," Kyoko says. "But I've stopped using them now. I used to leak a real lot of fluids. My panties would get all crunchy and the hairs would stick to them. It really hurt when I changed my undies."


Brilliant. Not only are there more and more chicks becoming ladettes/geezer birds - farting openly and attempting to down more pints than the lads - but now their personal hygiene is stooping to an all time low. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!

Sunday, 1 July, 2001 @ 11.54pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Firefighter killed after using lighter to check gas

A volunteer firefighter was killed in an explosion caused when he allegedly used a lighter to check the gas tank of a fire truck while filling it up with fuel, authorities said today.


Clever boy Roy! This is worse than the dude who lit a fag while filling his car up with petrol but I suppose his excuse was that he was bladdered whereas this volunteer fireman was not. It's a scary thought if they let retarded folk like this into the fire brigade. If they can't take basic precautions like no naked flames near petrol tanks then they're not likely to be much use in a real fire. At least this knob won't endanger anyone else now that he's dead.

Saturday, 30 June, 2001 @ 12.36pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm



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