Today is the General Election. Am I gonna vote? Am I 'eck! These wimmins look nice though.
Worker testifies to food tainting
As cooks prepared sandwiches at a Burger King restaurant in Henrietta, they kept an assembly line of fast food moving smoothly.
But when customers asked to hold the pickles or hold the lettuce -- or requested any special order that would break the tempo -- some cooks became upset and retaliated, a former employee said yesterday.
We know fuck damn well they spit on the burgers and shit (or piss on them as the case may be) yet we still go back for more...
Burglary uncovers man's cache of child pornography
About six weeks ago a group of thieves broke into the Melbourne home of a senior state public servant, taking off with his lap-top computer and video recorder.
But what police found more interesting were some other items the thieves discovered - but did not take - from their middle-aged victim's home.
A word of advice, never click a link that Jacquie
posts on IRC. Otherwise, the FBI could come a-knocking on your door (they'll more than likely break it down) and ram foreign objects up your bunghole for a laugh. You'll probably get more of that in the slammer when you get sent down for all that kiddie porn you inadvertently downloaded (thanks Jacquie
You have the right to remain silent...and deadly
Eight Metropolitan Police officers are to be the subject of a new 'whodunnit' - and this time the allegations are that something did not smell quite right about the case.
The detectives will all be investigated by Scotland Yard's internal disciplinary body after a complaint was lodged that one of them broke wind in front of a family while carrying out a drugs raid in Chingford, Essex.
Please tell me this is a joke. Time and money going down the shithole just because someone complained about one police officer FARTING?! Where's the common sense? Why are they even pursuing it in the first place? It's a drugs bust, you're all excited/nervous and the tension has built up to a point where you let one rip at an inopportune moment. It happens all the time, I'm sure you know what I mean. It's not like the dude went over and 'cut the cheese' intentionally.