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Friday, 9 November, 2001 @ 7.46am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Nerd Mary

Am I weird if nerd chicks like Nerd Mary make me cream my pants? Praise Jebus for sites like Twisted Lens! Here's a few nerdly chicks from the portals...

The Way of the Exploding Stick - A little platform game inspired by the Xiao Xiao Flash movies.

Bangin' Choon: Angelic - Stay With Me (Original Mix)

War in Afghanistan leaves Britney speechless

Either Britney Spears isn't aware that a war is going on, or that's what she would like you to think.

At a news conference in Toronto before a concert Monday, the 19-year-old pop icon was at a loss for words when asked whether she supported the U.S.-led military strikes against Afghanistan.

"Uh, um, ... " she stuttered anxiously, her eyes searching the room for a handler, "I don't understand." After the question was repeated, she hesitantly conceded that "Uh, yeah," she supported the bombing. She didn't elaborate, keeping the extent of her knowledge of U.S. foreign policy under wraps.

Source: Star Tribune

Foiled! She did a good job of keeping her knowledge of U.S. foreign policy under wraps don't you think? As if you need to ask Britney about the war when you know she's not going to have much to say on it, let alone something worthwhile.

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Wednesday, 7 November, 2001 @ 3.18am GMT
Posted by Ms Perkins
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Up and coming from Happiness director Todd Solondz is the new indie flick Storytelling released in the US in January and the rest of the world in November. Storytelling has the usual Solondz subjects close at heart - mainly comprising of freaks, geekiness and good hearted fools. This time the geek black glasses have been passed on to Paul Giamatti, who plays a documentary-maker, wrestling with the fall out from his decision to "show life how it really is." If any of you didn't get to see Happiness yet, please do if you get the opportunity. It's worth it just to see Philip Seymour Hoffman, almost too much at home playing the sexually obsessed and oppressed Allen... his best role to date IMO.

Chris Cunningham, award-winning director of music videos for bands like Aphex Twin and Bjork, has been given his first feature film to direct. He gets to do the adaptation of William Gibson's Neuromancer, the prolific book about cyber-space and mega-corporations, responsible for spawning the sub-genre of cyber-punk fiction. This will definitely be a welcome break from the over-domination of SC-if by Lucas film and the Star Wars enfranchisement.

New from director Larry Clark, whose first film Kids created much free publicity due to its portrayal of the lead characters penchant for deflowering virgins whilst knowingly having the HIV virus, teams up once more with fellow indie buddy Harmony Korine, who has written Larry's new movie Ken Park. It stars my favourite actress Amanda Plummer but I haven't a clue what it's about so if anyone can fill me in I'd be entirely grateful as I can't find any info. All I know is, if it's anything like his last movie Another Day In Paradise, then it's a definite must see. He deals in dysfunction like no other director.

Salma Hayek Lastly, Tarantino's buddy Robert Rodriguez is in the post-production stages of his next movie Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Said to be a sequel to Desperado. Its plot line centres around a drug lord who pretends to overthrow the Mexican government, and a corrupt FBI agent (Johnny Depp), demands retribution from his worst enemy by getting him to carry out the drug lord's uprising against the government. Tarantino pulled out of his cameo as a henchman due to scheduling differences but it still has the kick-ass cast of Banderas reprising his role from Desperado as well as a return from Salma Hayek as Carolina. Due for release March 2002.

Sunday, 4 November, 2001 @ 8.22pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Lee Ryan
Who gives a fuck about New York when whales and elephants are dying?

Lee Ryan from Blue has made an astonishing outburst saying the attacks on New York have been "blown out of proportion."

The stupid boy - there is no other expression for him - told The Sun that instead of feeling sorry for New Yorkers we should be worrying about WHALES and ELEPHANTS. As his horrified mates from Britain's top boy band tried to shut him up, Lee insisted on speaking out.

The 18-year-old, who actually WITNESSED the September 11 tragedy, said during a visit to The Sun's HQ: "Who gives a fuck about New York when elephants are being killed? Animals need saving and that's more important. This New York thing is being blown out of proportion... I'm not afraid to say this, it has to be said and that's why I'm the outspoken one from the band."

The group's bosses at Virgin were furious about Lee's gaffe. Lee and the rest of Blue - Duncan James, Antony Costa and Simon Webbe - were filming a video in New York at the time of the World Trade Center atrocities. His outburst came as fellow band members recalled their horror at the tragedy.

Blue got to No. 1 with Too Close last month. Their new single, If You Come Back, is out on November 12. They were doing a webchat for The Sun when he made his shocking remarks. Here is part of the transcript.

We started by asking Blue what they saw in New York.

ANTONY: We saw the second plane crash into the tower and then the building crumble.

THE SUN: You witnessed all that? That must have been scary.

SIMON: Of course it was scary, it would be. It's the biggest day of terrorism in history.

LEE: What about whales? (Everyone paused and looked at him, confused)

LEE: They are ignoring animals that are more important. Animals need saving and that's more important. This New York thing is being blown out of proportion.

SIMON: Shut up, Lee.

THE SUN: That's a bit out of order, don't you think?

LEE: Who gives a fuck about New York when elephants are being killed?

DUNCAN: Shut up.

LEE: I'm not afraid to say this, it has to be said and that's why I'm the outspoken one from the band.

Later it dawned on Lee how stupid his comments had been and he feared losing his job. A pal said: "He feels awful and is very worried."

But after a severe carpeting by Virgin, Lee last night apologised and pledged to donate his share of profits from If You Come Back to our Twin Towers Fund.

He said: "I am deeply sorry for what I have said and apologise unreservedly to everyone affected by the tragedy of September 11. I was trying to express my concerns for other issues close to my heart but I realise now I did so in a very foolish and offensive way. I will donate my royalties from our next single to the Twin Towers Fund. I hope this small gesture will go some way to showing that I really am very sorry."

Source: The Sun

Wednesday, 31 October, 2001 @ 4.42am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
"Boy oh boy, did you ever pick the wrong old lady to fuck with. It turns out that this old lady you were going to try to mug was a master ninja. So how does it feel to have your ass handed to you by someone over 3 times as old as you are? Not only are you the laughing stock of the town (your picture appeared in the local paper with the headline: "Local idiot tries to mug old lady so he can purchase Psycho Rodeo Clown outfit. Old Lady beats his ass.") but you won't even get to go "Trick or Treating" this year since you'll be in the hospital. And after your wounds are healed in the hospital, you'll be sent off to prison for attempting to mug the old lady. And in prison, you'll receive all new wounds, and then you'll go back to the hospital again and the same process will repeat forever. And all because you couldn't take on an old lady. Wuss."

Choose your own adventure I-Mockery stylee - YOU ARE GOING TRICK OR TREATING!

Professor claims Robin Hood was gay

Popular folk hero Robin Hood, who took from the rich and gave to the poor, was gay, claims a literary expert.

But nobody knows whether the beloved outlaw actually existed - despite a recent British survey revealing that Robin Hood is better known than Jesus, according to the South Africa Press Association.


WHAT?!?! I grew up in Nottingham and Robin Hood was a local hero whether he was real or not. There's no way he was a gaylord! It's all lies dammit! Just because he wore green tights, hung out with his 'merry men', played with arrows, quivers and swords (NOT pork swords) doesn't mean he was batty. I like how this dude came to the conclusion that Robin Hood was a homosexualist, he's like: "He lived in the forest therefore he must be gay!" And how'd this professor bloke know that Lady Marion was an invented alibi? Robin Hood was straight I say!

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Sunday, 28 October, 2001 @ 9.28pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm

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