Enter Mac & Bumble!
Enter Mac & Bumble!
OI OI DEEJ! Enter Mac & Bumble!
Enter Mac & Bumble!

Friday, 1 June, 2001 @ 11.56am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Southern Billy
Crouching Tony, Hidden Hague - Mash up Tony Blair or Willy Hague in this Street Fighter inspired online game. One question though, where's 'Two Jabs' and his Prescott Punch?

Mini Golf - Everyone loves miniature golf!


Survivor Sucks - Featuring 16 pensioners in 2 caravans on Canvey Island battling it out over tins of condensed milk. You can tell these bunch of old fogies are hardcore, I mean, just look at some of the luxury items they brought along - dentures, cap, nice cardigan, can of Spam, Brylcreem and boiled sweets. Crazy bastids.

I cleaned up the cam portals and added 4 new chicks.

Feathers fly over burned nuggets

Man arrested after using four-letter word to describe overcooked McDonald's chicken.

John Kendall says he only wanted decent chicken nuggets.

Instead he got to sample jail food.

The 22-year-old Hilton Head Island man was charged with disorderly conduct and taken to the Beaufort County Detention Center on Sunday after describing his chicken nuggets as excrement to a McDonald's cashier.

Excrement actually has five letters more than the word he used.

"My nuggets were burned," he said Tuesday, free on a $250 personal recognizance bond. "I just looked at her and said I'm not going to eat this s---."


Tuesday, 29 May, 2001 @ 9.15pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Aussie chicks in bikinis - Boobies rawk. It's a shame most of them are rank.

Football kick-ups brought to your PC. My best is 37.

Japanese breasts - "Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered."

Breast implant breakthrough

Melbourne researchers believe they have developed a way for women to grow their own breast implants, making silicone implants unnecessary, New Scientist magazine reported today.


Sunday, 27 May, 2001 @ 9.59pm EST
Posted by Namaka
Here's Your Controversy, BITCH!

So, here, in today's society, we have this small thing we like to call controversy. We have controversy in the media, in school, in relationships, in daily life. And why is that? It is because we, the United States are one fucked up nation. Yeah, you heard me right.... FUCKED UP!

Let's start off here with the problem of violence in our schools. Now there's a big screw up there. Some people want to blame music. Some people want to blame the media in general. Some people want to blame the parents. Well, dear sweet people, it is a combination of all these things! There is no way on Earth that you can blame just one of these things. What do we say all this ruckus is? CONTROVERSY! Wow! What a shock, eh? In some elements of daily life, with violence in school it may be a combination of media and problems at home, or it could be that it's just one messed up kid crying for help. We never will truly know what is going on.

Another aspect of controversy is in day to day relationships. Whether it be intimate relationships or friendships. We all know how there can be a great bit of controversy in intimate relationships. Look at the fuckin' Clinton scandal we had! I mean sweet lord! That was all over the damned press! Isn't it time people, that we grew up and quit giving two shits who the President is fucking or getting head from or whatever the hell the man was doing with Monica! This nation, or shall I say WORLD, became so enthralled with one man's personal life. For God's sake, if it were your average middle-aged working class American man, no one would give a rat's ass about what was going on!

And now for the biggest controversy issue we have, MUSIC! This issue goes back to the good ole days of Twisted Sister when Tipper Gore first started getting parental warning stickers on album covers. Now, they're freaking out at the fact that Eminem was singing with Elton John at the Grammy's while he had songs on his album talking about killing gays and his own mother. This is indeed a very thought-provoking subject, but it's not like he's literally going to go kill someone! For the love of Jeebus! Stop taking things so very seriously! For my sake and your own.

So here, in conclusion, I say let loose. If people weren't so uptight about everything this country could probably be a lot less stressful. Later kids.

Sunday, 27 May, 2001 @ 7.21am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Damn, I was doing so well updating 6 days straight. Never mind, got a shitload of links to get through (which Camilla will STEAL, I know she will). As for the news commentary, I've just been too frieken lazy. I'll spew utter bollocks about the news later (i.e., when I can be bothered). Plus there's some Tara Reid nudes to put up...


Jennifer, angelicdestiny, Carrie, Amannda, Sammie and Sarah are the new set of luscious ladies on cam portal 7.

Amanda is one sexy biznitch who likes to drink from the furry cup! I wonder if she woke up gay one day? There's a load of camgirl titties on her site too!

From a randy lesbo to a batty boy who likes it in both pipes - Helix is back.. with a blog. Eww.


W00t! Look what Namaka, the tree huggin' hippy made me! Hold yer nutz, she'll be posting again later on I suspect. She wants more mail too.

Am I Jailbait or Not? - Underage sluts.

Barbie Bondage - Barbie sluts.

Monkey Magic! Attack!!! - Another weirdass movie.

My Pet Skeleton - Although I'm not the arty farty type, this site is pretty cool with all the amazing artwork, Flash and eerie music. Click the house for the "More..." section if only to play around with the navigation system and grabbing a few wallpapers.

You want a piece of the Big Bad Chinese Mama?!

Teacher in video chooses to retire

An Oak Grove Middle School teacher has chosen to retire after at least five students at the school viewed a videotape of him masturbating.




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