Enter Mac & Bumble!
Enter Mac & Bumble!
OI OI DEEJ! Enter Mac & Bumble!
Enter Mac & Bumble!

Friday, 22 June, 2001 @ 7.08pm EST
Posted by Namaka
Lara Croft and her boobs...THE MOVIE!

Tomb Raider Went to see Tomb Raider this weekend starring the one and only Angelina Jolie, and I have to say that I didn't think it was all that bad. I know it made me want to go out and kick some ass after seeing it. Maybe that is also due to the fact that I am sometimes a violent person? Anyways...

It follows somewhat with the fact that it's like watching someone play a video game, as someone in #stile on IRC pointed out the other day. But it does have some plot. And like all good action movies, the main event has something to do with that ever wonderful thing of planets aligning or something along those lines. Basically, our dear Lara Croft, late one night, stumbles upon an old clock of her fathers that is somehow linked to this thing inside of it that can control time. Pretty pathetic if you ask me. She seeks the help of a man who is the 'villain', but she does not know this yet. Basically, this fella wants to control time and be like God. Don't we all though?

So, yadda yadda yadda, they do a lot of travelling and bad guy tries to kill Lara, yadda yadda yadda some more, Lara saves the world of course, yadda yadda yadda, THE END. There really is no point in the movie itself except for the small fact that Angelina Jolie has some big boobs, and we're talking BIG! Being a female and all, I don't mind seeing a nice pair of jubblies in a decent film every now and then, but what I want to know is how did they get them so big and now they are back to normal? Oh well....Terrific use of a WONDERBRA guys!

So, in conclusion I suppose I shall give "Tomb Raider" a thumbs up. True, there was no plot really, but those boobs were just too nice. Till next time kids, tootles.

Friday, 22 June, 2001 @ 11.41pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera - The offer of $2million to pose naked for a website stirs up a little rivalry between the two blonde bombshells...

Electronic Whore makes a welcome return and gives me an excuse to post this pic. Bwahaha.

Trooper Clerks - This is what you get when you merge Clerks with Star Wars!

U.S. college professor named 2001's Sexiest Geek

Ellen Spertus (below left), a womens' college professor with a doctorate from MIT, strapped her father's slide rule to her thigh and walked away with the title of "Sexiest Geek Alive 2001."

Sexiest Geek 2001       Charlotte Hudson

The ivory-skinned proponent of the Linux operating system -- a free alternative to Microsoft Corp.'s Windows -- beat out a baton-twirling e-business integration manager, a lip-synching web designer and an information technology consultant with deep dimples in the competition Wednesday night. In addition to the title, she will receive a new computer and a trip for two on geekcruises.com.


If this was the best they could come up with, I'd hate to have seen the other 'sexy' ladies in contention. Come on now, she's hardly attractive. Not even the slightest (she's a bag of spanners). Surely there must be a few sexy geeks in the US, a bit like our Charlotte Hudson (above right) - she got her degree from Cambridge Uni didn't you know.

Thursday, 21 June, 2001 @ 10.15pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Bare Naked Survivor Bare Naked Survivor

What can you say about a movie called "Bare Naked Survivor" except...Tits Ahoy! This bosom-proud parody of the CBS game show takes six women (five former Penthouse Pets and a lone Playboy Playmate) to the Pacific island of Butta Cheeka in a joyfully silly exercise in tropical survival of the sneakiest.

In many ways, "Bare Naked Survivor" is the ultimate family film, spanning the generations and genders with its appeal. For young boys at the age when they are tripping down that hormonal obstacle course called puberty, "Bare Naked Survivor" offers rock-solid proof that the notion of girls being "icky" is the great lie of childhood. Of course, pre-pubescent boys will get a kick out of the topless frolicking for the sheer sake of watching something they know they shouldn't (even if they are too young to understand why the viewing taboo is so strict).


Teenager leaves webcam on during shag If you fancy a shag - turn your webcam off

If you fancy getting naked and sweaty with your girlfriend, it might be a good idea to turn your webcam off. Or at least turn it away from the action, or hang your underpants over the lens.

Unless of course you're faking the whole accident thing, and you really want to get your girlfriend into Readers Wives.


Taco Bell robbery Taco Bell robber nabbed after waiting for chalupa

A youthful thief on a bicycle and brandishing a toy gun held up a Taco Bell through the drive-up window but had to wait so long for a chalupa that he ended up getting caught, authorities say.

The robber pedaled up to the fast food outlet's window just after midnight on Monday. Waving what appeared to be a gun, he threatened the staff and demanded money and a chalupa, a soft taco-style specialty.


Breast massage makes them bigger Thai masseuse says holds secret of bigger breasts

Khemmika na Songkhla says she has enlarged the breasts of thousands of Thai women over the past 14 years -- not with chemicals or silicone but by using traditional Thai massage.

Six days of muscle manipulation and $380 in fees will, she says, make any woman's breasts between one and four inches bigger. Customers seem happy and even some doctors say the century-old technique may work, although it costs the equivalent of 100 days pay for unskilled workers in Bangkok.


Cookie Monster Man cited in Cookie Monster assault

A man's plan to have his young daughter meet the Cookie Monster crumbled when he was arrested for allegedly assaulting the furry blue Sesame Street character.

Police say Lee P. McPhatter, upset that the Cookie Monster would not pose for a picture at the Sesame Place theme park, shoved and kicked the employee inside the costume. McPhatter, 22, of Waldorf, Md., denies the allegations.


Monday, 18 June, 2001 @ 7.59pm GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Sexy Losers

Thanks to Hard for the link. A new strip is up at Sexy Losers so go check it.

The Bible has always meant bollocks to me and one of the things that can never be explained is the existence of dinosaurs... until now! Apparently "the Bible clearly states where dinosaur bones came from..." Oh, what a fuckwit, I must've missed that part. Dinosaur Bones: The Bible's Truth. Part I reveals how fossils came about!

Barbara Schett Schett beats Anna K in best-looking

Anna Kournikova has been beaten into second place in a poll to find the most attractive female tennis player. Austrian Barbara Schett came top in the Ace Tennis magazine survey. Players and coaches helped compile a list of the ten best-looking women on the circuit.

Last season, Kournikova earned less than $750,000 in prize-money, but almost $10 million in endorsements from sponsors like Adidas. Ace Tennis editor Dominic Bliss said of Kournikova: "Most fans would agree she has a body to die for, but some people say her face is a bit pudgy and her looks are too Barbie doll. "She is a great looking girl, but there are a lot of players who are more eye-catching than her."

The other players to make the top ten were: Miroslava Vavrinec; Lina Krasnoroutskaya; Elena Dementieva; Chanda Rubin; Anke Huber; Jana Kandarr; Olga Barabanschikova and Martina Hingis.

Personally, I think Anna Kournikova is rank - that baby face does my head in. Barbara Schett is definitely one of the sexiest tennis players around.

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Barbara Schett

Sunday, 17 June, 2001 @ 3.20am GMT
Posted by Floorgasm
Igor is my bitch.

Luna Lane nudes

Luna Lane

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